Top Five Pregnancy Perks

Number 5:

Instead of "impulse purchases" at Target, I "impulse purchase" at Cub Foods and Justin doesn't get as mad.

Number 4:

I rarely stand in my closet debating what to wear in the mornings, because I have only seven rotating outfits.

Number 3:

The school cooks give me more food on my lunch tray.

Number 2:

I can look awful, but somehow people mistake it for a "pregnancy glow."

Number 1:

My students keep me laughing on tough days....they straight up tell me, "You're getting fatter!" And I laugh, because obviously I am doing one fantastic job of teaching them social skills.